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April Fools

2 April 2007

Yesterday was a pretty good day for April Fools. In particular was the SimpleFools conspiracy and @media Antarctica.

Where’s Durstan?

30 March 2005

Malarkey explains. A late and easy entry, but fun none-the-less.

Bad Pants

10 February 2005

The Guardian reports today that underpants exposed above low slung trousers are to be banned in the State of Virginia.

Spruce Ringsting

18 February 2004

According to BBC News, the family of the late Johnny Cash have vetoed use of the song Ring of Fire in an advert for haemorrhoid-relief products. Cash’s daughter Rosanne said: The song is about the transformative power of love and that’s what it has always meant to…

Oh the irony…

12 February 2004

...the scathing irony. Monday’s WaSP produced the funniest thing I’ve read this year.

Designer logic

20 August 2003

An amusing office interchange during last week’s heatwave.

Viral mystery

26 June 2003

Would you believe this site is for a directory enquiries company (requires Flash and sound)? Make sure you check out their spoof of the Honda ‘Cog’ commercial, which in itself is based on Der Lauf der Dinge by Peter Fischli and David Weiss. And if you liked that,…

Off side topic

24 June 2003

Good one off the Brighton New Media mailing list. Tom Nixon wrote: Can you imagine this list’s geeks at a footie match? When the opposition supporters start chanting “You’re not singing any more” at them they’ll smugly pipe up “Aha! you are…

Crunch

18 March 2003

The real reason the West Pier collapsed. Nice one Bricey. More on the Glasshaus collapse. It seems that Wrox’s parent company, Peer Information, is the one to be liquidated, along with all its assets. Many ex-employees have posted their details on Graphic Design…

Trousers

21 February 2003

Some stupid fun for a Friday afternoon: Bond Films They Should Have Made. And some more Biscuit: I’ve got fur in my kettle and a film on my tea; I’m living in a hard water town. But I don’t let it get me down.[spoken] Should any man wish to make himself…

Meke-a thees my hume-a pege-a

17 February 2003

You may have heard that MSN does not work correctly in the latest version of Opera, because MSN sends Opera 7 different HTML and CSS files than it sends to earlier versions of the browser. Well Our Norwegian friends have got their own back by releasing the Bork edition of…

The good, the bad & the funny

14 February 2003

Netscape’s DevEdge has been redesigned as a standards showcase. Yes, another important web site has been redesigned and built without table-layout. Visually, it’s hardly cutting edge, but is easy on both the eye and the mouse. The drop down menus are rather splendid…

’Ow queer

3 February 2003

The missing link. More amusing PhotoShoppage from HowStrange.

High court hang-ups II

18 October 2002

The trial continues: Counsel: Are you serious when you say that clients of yours drink from their own minibars in their own bedrooms in their own homes? Chrysler: Certainly. And just as in a hotel, they grumble about the price and size of the bottles, and the absence of ice.

The trial

18 October 2002

From Pythonesque to Kafkaesque. Having been denied a visa to re-enter the USA, Russian programmer, Dmitry Sklyarov faces the dilemma of being legally unable to enter the States to attend a trial he is legally obliged to testify in. Sklyarov is at the centre of the first DMCA…

High court hang-ups

17 October 2002

From the Independent, a Python-esque sketch unfolds in the High Court: Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler – for let us assume that that is your name – you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers. Chrysler: I am. Counsel: Can you explain how this…

Face up

2 October 2002

Not Eric Meyer, but Eric Myer (it’s a terrific photographer’s portfolio – make sure you play with the Stereotypes). Thanks to Adactio.

Hopper ringer

24 September 2002

When did Peter Gabriel turn into Dennis Hopper? And What do I Know? is back! I wondered where they’d gone…

Boozing tips

21 August 2002

The Onion presents: Wine Appreciation Tips When dining with friends at a restaurant, order the second-least expensive wine on the list. If on a date, order the fourth-least expensive. Passport to the Pub: A British Guide to Pub Etiquette One of the saddest sights of the…

Ate

5 August 2002

Got an RSS feed but don’t where to publish it? Try Syndic8 where your feed will be tested and reviewed. Some kind person may even give you a few hints on trying to improve it. All this talk of RSS has sparked the desire for yet another project which I may do at some…

Boxed in

3 August 2002

“You can’t get an XBox, it’s a big, ugly, tacky hulk of shit. Who cares about the technical stuff and what the games are like? What counts is what they look like when switched off and stowed in the corner.”

Bring on Brazil!

17 June 2002

So England are through 3–0 against the Danes. Watched the matched in a packed The Greys, a fantastic little pub in Hanover with some great Belgian beers. I digress. I’m really enjoying The Guardian’s coverage of the World Cup. They have a great feature –…

No Butt, don’t shoot !

13 June 2002

It’s better than sex. Well, it’s certainly better than any sex I’ve ever had.

Dropped stitch

8 May 2002

I must admit to rather enjoying the recent coverage of Slipknot v. The Knitting & Crochet Guild, whose quarterly journal ‘Slipknot’ is causing some consternation among black-bedecked adolescent fans of the nu-metal shock rock combo. Perhaps a Google bomb is in…

ITV Digital for auction

24 April 2002

Fabulous! Put in your bid for ITV Digital, the crisis-hit UK broadcast company.

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